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A young woman named Gerta loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical tortoises, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Titan Tower, and a portrait of Anne Frank that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Pizza Hut for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting lesbians recycling old toiletries anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, Pizza Hut!"
uhhhhh yeah
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FinalSwordX Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this was one of the best things I ever read.
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juandiegoperez Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
MONTY PHYTON?
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Somutokeri Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Must...Learn...That...DANCE!!
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Ask4Sealand Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
cool
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks (:
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Ask4Sealand Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
your welcome!
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Yiggdrasile Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pffffffffffffffff........must.....tumble.........
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
ahaha
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Yiggdrasile Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You has Tumblr?
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:iconjenniferelizabeth:
JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Not anymoree
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Yiggdrasile Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awww....
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:iconjenniferelizabeth:
JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Why? :0
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:iconyiggdrasile:
Yiggdrasile Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
bcuz tumblr is better than everything.
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:iconjenniferelizabeth:
JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Tumblr makes me angry so I don't go on. lol
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tornado-n-14 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
pfffffffffffffffff the picture
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
bahahahah :3
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tonic11 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
cool
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks mang lol
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RustyNaps Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
? dah hell?
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Word to bigbird?
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:iconrustynaps:
RustyNaps Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I was confused with story but now I am fine.
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
bahahaha sorry
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:iconrustynaps:
RustyNaps Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It alright
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
(:
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ImStellaNovaLuna Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's so true! :D
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Haha!! <3
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RebeKahsOwnPlace Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL how imaginative. One should really see that sculpting in the process. Very nice story, Good read :D
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
hahaha thankss
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SilverPaw311 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I LUV IT! :iconjakeblushplz:
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thankyou hahaha <3
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Spottedleaf836 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol XD :iconrainbowwaveplz1::iconrainbowwaveplz2::iconrainbowwaveplz3:
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
haha ! (:
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namioki-chan Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student General Artist
XD!
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
lol <3 ^^
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edshu33 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Brilliant. It's so grounded in reality, but so expressive, like a true masterpiece.
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ah, yes yes, this is exactly what I was trying to express here.
lmao <3
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edshu33 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You're a true visionary. When I saw your ability to conjure up memorable imagery, I was reminded of some great artists, like Albrecht Durer, J.D. Sallinger, Werner Herzog, Herman Mellville... you truly are a great writer! This is by far the best work of literature I have ever seen on DeviantART.
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ahh, I greatly appreciate this great honor that you have bestowed upon me.
lol<3
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edshu33 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You have bestowed the honor upon yourself.
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL <333
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edshu33 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Seriously, where do you come up with this stuff?
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't know, must just be all the stuff that my brain filters out in order not to become a social pariah. I just let it loose in the form of words on DeviantArt.
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plaidsandstripes Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
"to create the most beautiful deviation depicting lesbians recycling old toiletries anyone had ever seen. [...] 'Thanks, Pizza Hut!' "

You should hold a contest to see what this could be. Or maybe that's a bad idea. I can't decide...
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
That's actually a good idea lmaoo ! Maybe I'll do it for fun if I win or something haha
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Axle23 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
Ok, first, I remember seeing that gif on reddit forever ago, and second, the story was awesome. Keep up teh good work :D
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
hahaha Thankyou, dear (:
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PurrWentTheKitty Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
This is a very funny story. Haha I say, Haha.
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
indeed. lol
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cuffed247 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist
LOL! This is going in my Favourites!
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JenniferElizabeth Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
haha! Thanks!
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